Fergus has some of the biggest gums in the universe but that doesn't stop he slaying men on the weekends. He loves to get down and dirty with the lads. His favourite lad to get down with is Big Red!!
by Fergay September 16, 2016
Get the Fergus mug.A 'Ferguson' is a type of mammal which is characterised by its blond hair that is of its own life form. The hair does what it pleases, forming the 'Ferguson' part of the mammal.
The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.
Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.
Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.
Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.
The 'Ferguson' is not restricted to head hair, but also extended to chest hair and...you know the rest.
Often, when a 'Ferguson' is sighted it must be shot down immediately as it is fashionably contagious.
Not to be confused with an Angus, the organism which the Ferguson clings to.
Beware. Little is known as to whether the Ferguson has detrimental side effects. Documented cases of victims of Fergusitis have had symptoms including nausea, cancer of the eyes, rejection, depression and inconvenience.
Elmer Fudd: "Be veeeewwy quiet, I'm hunting Fergusons."
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"
Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"
Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."
Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"
Ferguson: "Ehh, what's up doc?"
Angus: "WHAT IS ON MY HEAD??"
Angus: "Had a dream that a Ferguson infected me. Woke up, not a dream."
Sam: "Get a haircut."
Angus: "I can't, it's a case of the Ferguson!"
by Zozimus and Alexander November 4, 2011
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Get the Fergusen mug.A nickname for someone that think hard problems is too easy to solve just by solving a simple problem with a simple minded thinking that doesn't even have much effect on the real problem.
John: "If we fuck cats, we will have catgirls as a daughter!!" UwU
Bill: "It's not that simple Ferguso!" ^-^
Bill: "It's not that simple Ferguso!" ^-^
by Empghtynk August 8, 2020
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