French haircut

Separating the head of a decadent aristocrat from his body by way of a guillotine, usually as a revolutionary act.

If the rich aren’t careful, they’re going to find themselves getting French haircuts.

by sharkoYUL February 25, 2020

french push

A trendy and alternative form of consuming coffee made popular by the ingenious Nate J.

French pushing:
1. Grind coffee ( the darker and more oily the coffee the better)

2. Put coffee in anus and pour boiling water in the anus( keep a 16/1 ratio as per ACA). Let sit for 5 minutes and keep anus in the air.

3. After the time is up- take an ordinary French press mesh filter and push coffee as far in the the colon as possible.
4. Enjoy

I was feeling pretty tired during my game of Warzone so I just did a French push. Now I I’m getting the dubs and the squirts.

by Chris chris the great. November 22, 2020

Portugese French Toast

The act of having fun with a Portugese "go-girl", while using french toast to put syrup all over her body, and then eating the french toast together.

"Yeah, spread that syrup all over me, oh yeah!"
"Um are you guys portugese french toasting?"

by Strickland Propane27 October 24, 2012

The Vicious French Charlotte

the vicious french Charlotte has a bad habit of murdering poor, innocent Italians, Scottish, and Mings. The vicious charlotte french is a maniac and if you are Italian Scottish or you are a Ming then you better hide from her, because if she finds you she will murder you in your sleep.

the vicious french charlotte has killed over 700 Italians in the past year!!!

by the infamous three October 3, 2017

French Pig

Someone of inferior intellectual or creative ability who starts an argument with you about something you know more about. Based on an episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.

The earth is not flat, you french pig!

by emb03 October 15, 2017

French kiss

An open-mouthed kiss with tounge

He held her hands and gave her a french kiss

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

by Kes14 October 12, 2011