general protection fault

An internet comic
www.gpf-comics.com

by Arran August 3, 2003

it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

Please remove Kris Wu or Li Jiaheng from jail or he is a celebrity lol it's Syamsul Yusof fault

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Biker's Fault

An ironic comment on Instagram Reels where users will jokingly blame bikers for car crash.

*Watching Instagram Reels*

Tom: Wow that car and truck had pretty bad collision, I wonder if the people in the comments will agree with me.

Comments: "Biker's Fault"

Tom: What the fuck there wasn't even a biker

by BigSmoke40 March 1, 2024

Fault

Yeah, you're participating in the cover up to keep me here because you want people to have to share your fate.

Hym "Yeah. It's your fault. You are collectively doing this to me and you are collectively guilty of it and your kids are going to share that guilt with you whether you want then to or not and I will ALWAYS have the power to make them."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025