Espinal

They are assholes that are fun to hang around with. They usually always end up in trouble or some type of predicament. The espinal family usually throw the best parties and and have the cutest kids or pets. But we warned if you cross them there’s a target in the middle of your eyes for the rest of your life.

Patricia: did you hear what Henry did to the espinal family?!
Steve: he’s as good as dead!

by Gaybitch191 May 5, 2020

Esteban Espinoza

Esteban Espinoza is the definition of a simp suckers who idolize mediocre pussy. he gets no putang in his grade so he has to go for younger girls. He also usually does his work at parties were most of the girls are drunk. He is also very rich but tries to act gangsta. He knows every lyric to every chief keif song and he thinks he’s hard. He is also ugly as nuts.

esteban Espinoza is so weird and ugly and gets no coochie

by Gounecmaster69 December 18, 2019

Espanola

a pretty sweet town with no walmart but a pretty decent tim hortons. a common hobby amongst its inhabitants is walking/biking. if you visit Espanola at a peak time your nostrils will be awakened by the invigorating aroma of the lagoons. espanola ; more than just a fine paper town.

my 2nd boyfriend Brandon Bourcier lives in Espanola.

by dancedancerevolution_9923 September 30, 2008

ESPN

Claims to be a "worldwide leader in sports". a malignant misconception since they don't cover F1 racing,rugby or motoGP just to mention a few international sports!!
More like the "leader in US sports!"

1st character:"I wish ESPN could at least cover the F1 racing highlights….."
2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood!!!!!!"

by muri29 September 27, 2006

espn

Popular Sports Channel. Acronym that stands for Eastern Sports Promotion Network. Will usually see things like the latest Terell Owens coverage, drooling over Tom Brandy, the latest routene Derek Jeter play, the latest Manny Ramirez bitch fit, or why the ACC is better than all other conferences. Also has lame stories that try to prove sports worth when in all aspects it's just a game. Also made watching cards on T.V. popular. Also never stops covering the Chicago Cubs, Barry Bonds, LeBron James, Kobe Bryan/Phil Jackson, and Lance Armstrong (a.k.a. national fraud).

Friend: Dude, did you watch ESPN tonight?
Me: Yeah, they did not say who won the world series in 2005 but I'm so glad I know that T.O. has a contract dispute, and just what the yankees and red sox need to do get to the World Series in 2006.

Or great programing like this:
Peter Gammons: I know the Red Sox suck but I just think everyone wants to see them win the world series again.
Harold Renyolds: I think the Cubs are going to win although their manager is a dolt, they have no bullpen, and half their pitching has never finnished a full season, I like their chances.

by Dusticles December 23, 2005

Espanbro

Language used by bros consisting of minor, commonly known spanish words. Or, adding -o to the end of a word to sound like you're speaking Spanish without intending for it to be a joke.

Espanbro at the frat house:
Dale: Gimme el ball-o, I'm gonna sink this cup.
Zeke: Dude, that pong shot was righteous!
Dale: Grassi-ass, man
Zeke: De nada, brah.

Espanbro in movies:
Spicolli: Who's got the buku dinero today fellas?

by J-Boz April 7, 2010

espn

the best channel to watch. It has the thing that matters most in life sports.

I love ESPN, it has everything to live for

by joe c September 2, 2004