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espn

Popular Sports Channel. Acronym that stands for Eastern Sports Promotion Network. Will usually see things like the latest Terell Owens coverage, drooling over Tom Brandy, the latest routene Derek Jeter play, the latest Manny Ramirez bitch fit, or why the ACC is better than all other conferences. Also has lame stories that try to prove sports worth when in all aspects it's just a game. Also made watching cards on T.V. popular. Also never stops covering the Chicago Cubs, Barry Bonds, LeBron James, Kobe Bryan/Phil Jackson, and Lance Armstrong (a.k.a. national fraud).
Friend: Dude, did you watch ESPN tonight?
Me: Yeah, they did not say who won the world series in 2005 but I'm so glad I know that T.O. has a contract dispute, and just what the yankees and red sox need to do get to the World Series in 2006.

Or great programing like this:
Peter Gammons: I know the Red Sox suck but I just think everyone wants to see them win the world series again.
Harold Renyolds: I think the Cubs are going to win although their manager is a dolt, they have no bullpen, and half their pitching has never finnished a full season, I like their chances.
by Dusticles December 23, 2005
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Espanbro

Language used by bros consisting of minor, commonly known spanish words. Or, adding -o to the end of a word to sound like you're speaking Spanish without intending for it to be a joke.
Espanbro at the frat house:
Dale: Gimme el ball-o, I'm gonna sink this cup.
Zeke: Dude, that pong shot was righteous!
Dale: Grassi-ass, man
Zeke: De nada, brah.

Espanbro in movies:
Spicolli: Who's got the buku dinero today fellas?
by J-Boz April 7, 2010
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espn

the best channel to watch. It has the thing that matters most in life sports.
I love ESPN, it has everything to live for
by joe c September 2, 2004
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Espen

To pull an 'Espen' means performing a normal day activity while simultaneously looking like a complete fuckwad.
'Hey you sure pulled a mighty espen there dude'
by vugi April 21, 2005
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Espanola

A small town in Northern New Mexico thats population is growing at an alarming rate due to all the teen pregnancies it was recently forced to build a Wal-Mart and Chili's who's parking lot is where you will find the majority of the population. Around any given corner you will find someone having baby daddy or baby mama drama, a hooker, a fight, someone getting high or tweeking, a Mexican restaurant, or someone bitching about how their low rider got high centered on the curb. This small town is filled with wanna be cholos that like to cruise around in their low riders smoking a joint looking for hoodrats with no concern for the future. Also known as Spana
I hate this town there is nothing to do." "At least you don't live in Espanola." "True true.
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espanglifrantuviske

The languages english, french, spanish, lithuanian all in their native languages, combined into one word.
"I'm hungry for espanglifrantuviske with Elton John!"
by Sarah Lettinga March 6, 2007
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Espyn

Is a funny little butt. Who love bootsie and is funny. Blound hair blue eyes.AND A BECKY
That espyn is such a becky.
by Becky3215 August 10, 2017
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