Airtight Eskimo

The act of filling every orifice on a woman with either a dildo formed of ice or a penis just dipped in ice water.

Jennifer's air conditioner was broken yesterday, so I gave her an airtight eskimo to cool her off.

by tipsyjojo May 15, 2017

mex-eskimo

When a mexican wears lots of coats to stay warm and begins to look like an eskimo.

A mexican wearing two coats, a scarf, and one of the coats' hood is up and has something like fur around the edge of the hood. This is a mex-eskimo.

by Butter Sauce January 24, 2013

Eskimo Parents

When two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. The girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be Eskimo parents.

Ryan: hey man she looks bored
Sean: lol want me to send her a dick pic
Ryan: you know who that is right? It's hayley
Sean: yeah lol
Ryan: what if you had sex with her
Sean: then we would be eskimo brothers again
Ryan: ...but then like what if you got her pregnant...then what would we be
Sean:......
Ryan:...ESKIMO PARENTS!

by Nayrftowin November 20, 2016

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Icy Eskimo

This is the act of inserting ice cubes into the ass of a man or women. Then having sex with this ass until it melts. Putting a bowl underneath it so when its melted you can drink the bowl.

Maddox: Damn! I just icy eskimo’d Eva last night!
Bradley: Cool bro! Wanna show me tonight

by Strikle March 17, 2019

Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.

Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros

by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022

Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.

Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result

by Herr Seifenblasen May 7, 2016