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enrique

a weirdo , gets no bitches , is a loser , has no friends . But is someone who can make you laugh
" enrique is a funny guy "
by sotricky April 29, 2022
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Enrique

That one kid that smokes tons and tons of assorted chemicals on a daily basis. He fails multiple grades and is usually accompanied by his Hispanic gang.
oh no ese you don't want to mess with Enrique over there. He'll mess you up big time ese.
by Mettallix September 4, 2019
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Enrique Emyr

"enrique emyr i hate u for making me feel this way"
by vanillastrb3 November 23, 2021
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Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third is lowk a bae ngl and he is hot best celebrity ever
Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third makes my pussy so fucking wet!!!!
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Enrique

typically an optimistic virgo. Very passionate and true of his actions and words. will always be there for you. They’re hot asf and you’ll get lost in their dreamy eyes. you will want to spend the rest of your life with them. they give you a sense of home you’ve never felt before. they love unconditionally. they just suck at making plans and telling jokes <3
bro enrique is good asf at driving fucked up

bro i swear he be making it look tooo easy
by Coochiedestroyer September 6, 2021
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Enrique Bunbury

Spanish musician/songwritter, was part of Héroes del Silencio. The group got separated because the guy has an ego bigger than a church.
Yo, put on that new Bunbury
Who?
Y'know, Enrique Bunbury...
by y e e t y d e l i t y October 23, 2025
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Enrique

Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.
God Enrique, you’re so annoying.
by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025
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