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Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.
Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
by von groovy July 4, 2024
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Engaging

by Sososossososko February 18, 2020
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Engaged

When you have proposed marriage and in the process of planning the marriage with person.
We are finally engaged to be married.
by @authornicolet December 8, 2024
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Failsauce Engage

the point at which you began to ready Definition # one of Failsauce Engage
about just after you clicked on Failsauce Engage
by Zig Ziglar November 29, 2009
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A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.
Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!
by tmax805 August 25, 2018
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