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egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 10, 2008
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Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)
You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall
by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019
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An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.
You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll
by Yeetum July 12, 2017
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Salty egg whites

"I sucked george last night and swallowed his salty egg whites"
by LauraJanehaha January 9, 2009
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Egg Money

Money stashed away for buying little pleasure or home items. Extra side money earned just for fun spending.
I'm using the egg money I earned on the side from ebay to buy the surf board I always wanted.

Farming women would earn "butter and egg money" from their poultry to be used for clothing, shoes, extra treats like white sugar or oranges, and anything store-bought for the home. Men would use crop money to pay the mortgage, or buy livestock or seed for next year.
by Shumado November 5, 2015
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Egg Job

The act of receiving fellatio from a female counter part whilst indulging in a Big M Egg Flip. Referred to by some as the holy grail of sexual experiences.

Made particularly rare by the fact that the Big M Egg flip hadn't been seen since the early 90s and is only back for a limited time.
Guy 1: Mate, I went down to 7/11 last night and picked up a Big M egg flip and got this bird to give me an egg job later on. Was the best thing thats ever happened to me!

Guy 2: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.
by knackerbags October 10, 2010
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i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.
Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!
by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 1, 2021
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