duct hunting

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.

"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."

by dave moon February 13, 2025

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

duct tape for sex

Men or women( Stereotypically men)would use duct tape to tape the (stereotypically woman) to the bed or sofa then have sex with (her) or rape (her) using the tape as Restraints.

Chad:dude I saw Jenny had tape on her arms and legs!
Carston: you don't think her boyfriend taped her while he banged her do you?
Chad: i don't know maybe.
Carston:she so got duct tape for sex

by She's my pookie November 26, 2023

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

duct tape code

Code that just about works, hanging together from borrowed code, ineffective classes and functions.

Often this is the result of bad planning, or an iterative approach to fixing bugs over time.

Alan: How does this code you wrote work?
Ada: No clue, I wrote it 6 months ago and has become duct tape code.

by MeneerLuka June 19, 2023

Duct tape sally

Something that is busted to shit
Or barely held together

Man you car is one duct tape sally
The only thing holding it together is spit and good luck

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Duct Tape

To be shit out of luck “To be stuck”
To be rejected

12 pulled That boy over and found drugs on em he “Duct Tape”

by Traum Summerz September 8, 2025