by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

The paragon of slow execution. When applied to a person, can imply either physical or mental slowness, or both.
This traffic is moving like an Irisih Dracula.
Sometimes I feel like I'm working with a bunch of Irish Draculas.
We're three hours late, but still faster than an Irish Dracula.
Sometimes I feel like I'm working with a bunch of Irish Draculas.
We're three hours late, but still faster than an Irish Dracula.
by sunshinedavidlake July 17, 2010

by npquiticmfggjgqq January 3, 2021

Eating a girl out while she is on her period.
by bigdaddyc3819 April 10, 2016

by Cheesyseagull November 28, 2014

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dracula: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dracula: The First Juvenile Release
by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012
