by Rachbobach June 27, 2009
The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
by Monet Lance May 13, 2003
by Black History Month November 16, 2020
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
by Beatreese October 12, 2009
by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010
A person that is a complete salty downer. They are completley idiotic and make nonsense jokes. Doosy Downers mostly eat chicken and rice and are mostly chinese. They are really stupid and annoying.
Hongjie is a doosy downer.
by Non-saltdowner December 08, 2016
”Head downer”: one of the millions of clueless people walking (or driving) and texting, etc., and NOT looking or paying attention to where they’re going or where they are !
by The Real Bill Hathaway July 10, 2011