douchily

Acting in a douche-like behavior; behaving like a douchebag.

The people in that club were all dancing douchily.

by puablo1 November 23, 2010

douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

by NativityNinja January 1, 2011

Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.

Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!

by ___p February 21, 2011

douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water

"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"

by urbanattitude July 23, 2012

douchetitanic

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).

John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!

by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

Douchification

Douchification: Verb. 1)The act of douchifying something. 2)Causing something to be worthy of being called a douche

Barrack Obamas douchification of the econemy will screw us all in the end.

by SO84 March 6, 2009