Douchebonic Plague

The feeling like everyone around you is a douchebag .

Groups of people jumping on board of a stupid fad .

The rapid spread of douchebaggery .

Watching a group of kids dabbing made me leave immediately before I caught the Douchebonic Plague . .

by DDT4U September 14, 2016

Douchecaboob

A stupid asshole idiot

You're being a douchecaboob

by Brenna Knight May 29, 2017

douchehood

The transcendental state of assholiness that an individual jerk could obtain in his lifetime.

Chad has finally been outed by all the married women he has slept with. He's achieved douchehood.

by TheToesKnows December 9, 2022

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024