dinkle berry 

a terd that gets stuck in an animal's hair where his butthole is and after a while it gets hard.

"Check to see if he's got a dinkle berry!"

dinkle berry by FloJo April 28, 2006

dingle-berrying 

The act of communicating using your Blackberry device while taking a dump.

"I just got a message from Tim, but he's not in his office."

"He's in the john. I think he's dingle-berrying you."

dingle-berrying by Manic Depression March 1, 2009

dingle berries 

gradual biuld-up of fecal matter that viciously clings to the anal hairs often the reason for itchy assholes

dingle berries by Anonymous May 1, 2003

dingle berries 

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

dingle berries by gaybe May 14, 2003

dingle berries 

dried up shit that turn into little balls and get intwined into the hair in your ass

that nasty muthafucka got dingle berries fallin out his ass at da club, but he a gangsta.

dingle berries by grand papi February 13, 2007

dingle berries 

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

dingle berries by billy February 14, 2004

dingle berries 

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.

Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.

dingle berries by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004