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matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
by dejaflu June 3, 2010
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deuce deuce

A .22 Caliber pistol.
or 22 inch rims
The boy JD was a friend of mine. till i caught im in my car tryna steal a alpine. I chased him up the street to call a truse. The silly mothafucka pulls out a deuce deuce, little did he know I had a loaded 12 gauge. One sucka dead L.A times Front page--Eazy E; boyz in the hood
by ase53123 February 7, 2008
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deuces bitches

A way to let people know that you are leaving for the evening. Usually done while holding up two middle fingers.
Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches
by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016
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Hot Summer's Deuce

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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deuce deuce

The silly muthufucku pulls out a deuce-deuce. Little did he know I had a loaded 12-gauge.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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Seven-Deuce

Slang for the number 72.

It is meant to mean a 1972 model car carrying people about to pull off a drive by shooting. It is spoken by 2pac on his posthumous album Resurrection - Ghost, the lyrics were written before his death.
"A seven-deuce full of niggas goes by
Thought I was trippin' the second time they rolled, by
Recognized the plates, the faces looked familiar
Everybody swear they know the nigga that's gonna, kill ya"
by WGF_Crafty November 24, 2013
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Snapping A Deuce

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
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