a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat
by iluvshmeckle April 05, 2009
A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)
Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?
Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)
Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)
by Herrow Sur September 11, 2010
On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.
Derek is like the best
by Derk is the best youtuber May 03, 2018
A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological liar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.
by ndngirl April 24, 2011
by Derek Romanyk September 24, 2007
A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.
by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010
Someone who always blows Off plans with other people because he "forgot" or "made other plans several weeks before we made plans"
1 "hey dude. You wanna chill on Saturday"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"
by 420skater January 01, 2012