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Peebles Department Store (Troy NY)

Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.

Juan: Se' Señor.
by SouthTroyCore January 18, 2014
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Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022
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departmental

When your department at work just absolutely loses it, mostly due to attending multiple unecessary meetings that last entirely too long.
Gah! I had 6 meetings this week!? If I have one more meeting I am going to go totally departmental!
by bittygirla June 10, 2007
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Departmental out-cross

The opposite of department-cest. Dating/fucking someone outside your academic department. Usually applied in reference to graduate students.

From the genetics term "outcross" referring to a mating between individuals from two different linages or populations.
Damn, you have screwed every chick in the department aside from your officemates! Time for a departmental out-cross!
by Mike4587 December 2, 2010
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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
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