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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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lmao u so dental

You say this when you think the other person is being very dental.
'Becky, lmao u so dental so I think its best if we don't talk anymore'
by TheNooter69 March 4, 2018
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Dental (Trap) Queen

A bad a$$ dental assistant who isn't scared of anything gross (like an overflowing trap). She is always willing to go the extra mile to make a patient feel right at home. She completes the doctor's requests with a smile. She is a compassionate, caring and hardworking individual who is plays an integral role on the team.
Dental (Trap) Queen defined: Brenna, Jessie, Shanelle and Shelly are dental trap queens in our office.
by D&MGD March 1, 2024
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Arlington Dental

Looking for a professional and certified dentist in Cordova, TN? Schedule an appointment at Arlington Dental - the dental office where you can avail the range of general and cosmetic dentistry services. Dr. Whitlock strives to make all of the patients feel like a member of a family, and he does everything he can to meet your family’s unique needs. Using the latest technology equipment and promising techniques, the team here ensures that no compromise is ever made on the quality of services.

Monday: 8 AM - 4 PM
Tuesday: 8 AM - 4 PM
Wednesday: 8 AM - 4 PM
Thursday: 8 AM - 4 PM
Friday: Closed
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: Closed
Looking for a professional and certified dentist in Cordova, TN? Schedule an appointment at Arlington Dental - the dental office where you can avail the range of general and cosmetic dentistry services. Dr. Whitlock strives to make all of the patients feel like a member of a family, and he does everything he can to meet your family’s unique needs. Using the latest technology equipment and promising techniques, the team here ensures that no compromise is ever made on the quality of services.
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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dental hockey

Another term for a blow job. You know, third base, knob gobble, skull fuck, smoke pole, playing the ol' skin flute.. etc
"Want me to play dental hockey on yo man meat? $50."
by pjames6 October 5, 2016
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