deez nuts

Often used to fuck with people and piss them off, sometimes said as if singing a song like "Deeez Naauuuts."

Shawty wanna ride wit me ride wit me crack d nauuts

deez nuts by CrackDatNut November 1, 2004

deez nuts

A way of saying: OH SNAP YO! YO ASS GOT TOLD! or generally making the reciever look like an idiot.

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, CD's.
Me: see DEEEZ NUTS!

Me: Hey, wanna settle an argument? Which are better, CD's or tapes?
You: Uhm, tapes.
Me: Tape DEEZ NUTS to your chin!

deez nuts by DCrookZ November 11, 2003

deez nuts

testicals
balls
nuts

guy:hey candiz
gurl:candiz what!?
guy:can DEEEEEZ NUUUTTTTS IN YOUR MOUTH

deez nuts by JORDAN LEWIS January 28, 2004

Deez Nuts

A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)

Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM

Deez Nuts by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016

deez nuts

you know what they is, it can mean alot

You know that indian girl Shuma?
SOME-OF DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!

You get BOFA?
BOTH-OF THESE NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

Yo that chick is hot..you like blondies??
BLOWIN-DEEZ NUTS!!!!

You know some fool OTIS?
OH-DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!!

deez nuts by atlpatl December 21, 2006

deez nuts

An unfunny term annoyingly used by people with low standards for humor

"Saying deez nuts is not a fucking joke and it never will." ~ I Hate Everything

deez nuts by ThyMimic September 24, 2015

Deez Nuts

A popular joke from vine in which you ask someone a question and after their responce you end it with saying something with these nuts at the end.

Me: What's his name gets a lot of b*tches?
Friend: Who?
Me: Deez Nuts!!!!!!!!

Deez Nuts by guyggtcvjrtedrgftyrd April 26, 2015