David 

He is perfect to me I don't care what others think about him because to me he is just perfect and the most amazing sweetest guy ever. Who would walk in the rain just to get to where I am. Who would stay up until the sun is shining. Indeed, you are the best thing that has happened to me my love. I am thankful I met a David that has a kind heart full of love for me.

Me: David!!!

David" Yes BEATUIFUL! (:

David by jessjocelyn15 October 5, 2010

David 

David is a great friend, and is very kind towards others. He is a hard worker, and will give all of his strength to achieve any given goal. David is surrounded by many caring people, who would do almost anything for him. Although he is lost in life, and is unsure what he will do with his future, What is most important to David is family, friends, and love. One thing you’ll get to know quickly about David is that he knows how to party!

1: Wow, that dude’s got Iron lungs.
2: Yeah, he’s my buddy David.
1: He sure can hold his breath!

David by adtron January 30, 2019

david 

Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them

david

david by skeeter0000 January 3, 2014

David 

Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.

"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"

David by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019

David 

David’s are allergic to Doritos. Nobody knows why. David’s are cool. But then again they can’t eat Doritos because their tastebuds are unique. David’s, whatcha gonna do?

“Shut up David”

David by bubblesandmeerkats May 26, 2018

DAVID 

David best guy ever

funny
weird
hopeless romantic

David!

DAVID by Habla Espaniol February 22, 2019

David 

A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash

David's been on the piss all day don't go near him he might explode

David by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019