Dangling Dump

A bag that dangles from your mid section and collects fecal matter, often referred to as an ostomy.

Who knew a dangling dump would be so handy when the bathroom lines were so long?

by TK685 May 7, 2017

Danglin'

Only the best way to say "let's go hammocking"

Bro 1: Hey do you wanna go dangle bro?
Bro 2: Yeah let's go danglin' bro!
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Do you even dangle bro?

by Shlongmaster227 May 12, 2017

Dinkling

(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.

Noah: Did you hear Kennedi's into dinkling?
Justus: Makes sense.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

Danglin' Diddle

A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.

"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."

by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

darkling.slander

One of the best accounts on TikTok. The name says it all.

darkling.slander is the best.

Agreed

by kazbr3kk3r September 4, 2021

1 pound of dangling fury

1. The average weight of a black man's frontal package.
2. Having a penis so large that it weighs a pound or more while being soft.
3. phrase made popular by Jon in Survivor Pearl Islands to cover up for his personal Inadequacy.

Come on baby, suck on my pound of dangling fury.

by RJ B June 25, 2006

the darkling

the hottest and the best villain ever

“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising

by darklina September 19, 2020