deer shits

small balls of fesses that drop out of the rectum and resembling the fesses of a deer.

I don't know what I ate last night after i left the bar but I got some wicked deer shits today.

deer shits by iomandala January 9, 2008

Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

Deer O'Clock by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

Deer Man

A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.

I have to take a pee, but im afraid of Deer Man lurking in the darkness.

Deer Man by BatMelk November 7, 2012

deer shit 

A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.

Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.

deer shit by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008

deer-killer 

n. The brush guard that some rednecks like to put on the front grille of their off-road trucks.

I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.

deer-killer by fizzle April 15, 2004

deer dicking 

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

deer dicking by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

deer drops 

The most unsatisfying poop type that exists, a dissapointed pooper will excrete pebble-like fecal droplets and leave the restroom feeling no emptier, with underpants most likely full of skidmarks.

"oh man, I thought i had to take a huge dirty poo but when i sat down on mr.potty, only deer drops came out. Now i got skiddies in my undies."

deer drops by Ashley Storrow November 8, 2008