hit a deer

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

by Stainless February 4, 2006

Deer-Stalking

The act of following a deer and when the time is right, killing it.

Bob:" I hate going to the woodlands."
Paul:" I dont! I enjoy Deer-Stalking, it feeds my family! I tell them its beef from the shop!"

by Cybertom January 20, 2009

Ghetto Deer

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

by Ghetto Interpreters March 13, 2011

Deer Lick

When you lick someone from ass to vag to navel.

I totally deer licked her last night.

by midnightmargaritas January 18, 2015

gay deer

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.

Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*

by Gaydeer June 3, 2021

Deer Fighting

When two people in a bar "fight" by slapping each others' hands repeatedly when both people have their hands raised, like two deer fighting.

Yo dude, did you see Stacy and Pepe slapping each other? I think they're going to kill each other.

Nah, it's cool, they're just deer fighting.

by LabradorJ September 25, 2011

deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.

Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.

by deerkiller December 29, 2007