Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.

Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018

crotch spawn

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.

I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.

by KeenObserver June 11, 2011

crotch dropping

Pejoritive term for someone's rotten kids.

This guy's ankle biting crotch droppings have been terrorizing the neighborhood since the day they fell out of their mother's hoo-ha.

by Brandy Van Ness December 9, 2013

Clutchclusive

A state of being so incredibly awesome/amazing yet essential and swank.

jamar: I just got into the underground night whistlers concert. I had the only ticket that I found at urban outfitters in a book that was too mainstream for me.

harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"

by v-necksweaternation August 29, 2011

CLUTCHBOYZ

The best music group out there. Will never be beaten.

You heard of clutchboyz?

Yeah, the best music group ever?

Exactly!

by 6IX FEET June 5, 2020