Crotch-Dachshund

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

crotch notch

the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.

"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."

"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."

by The Honez January 5, 2007

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.

Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.

by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

crotch fruit

An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.

"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."

by Lillyla March 8, 2009

kale crotch

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)

“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”

by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

Crotch Luggage

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 5, 2010