who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 9, 2003

by Hammable Lector March 10, 2010

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019

i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
by harrowmingming May 26, 2009
