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crock of shit

who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
by patty-o-pinchmeyoudie December 9, 2003
mugGet the crock of shitmug.

Crock punch

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.
"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."
by Hammable Lector March 10, 2010
mugGet the Crock punchmug.

crock pot

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
mugGet the crock potmug.

crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.
OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!
by Joantispam December 20, 2010
mugGet the crocked outmug.

Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.
i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot
by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018
mugGet the Crock potmug.

Crock Potting

When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.
by Scott Anderson June 3, 2019
mugGet the Crock Pottingmug.

Crock Block

a person who prevents others from purchasing the horrific popular crock shoes
i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!

everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
by harrowmingming May 26, 2009
mugGet the Crock Blockmug.

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