Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.

Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.

by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022

Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022