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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.
A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".
by ajgibbs June 21, 2009
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
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bendy Crocker

A woman who bakes really well but will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING you want. She’s a great baker but a better fuck, don’t mess with Bendy Crocker. She likes it hot and steamy, by the oven.
Did you try those cookies Bendy Crocker made? I fucked her while she baked them.
by Lizard Snatch 123 August 24, 2022
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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
by KylePope August 22, 2022
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