Chripster

A hipster who is also a christian

Look at all of those chripsters going to church.

by BLEeeEPBLOOP August 13, 2011

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Two extremely ignorant gangs that its no
wonder theres so much black on black crime today. These gangs are really something that kids shouldnt idolize.
These gangs formed outta Compton Califoria (and in some other Cali areas I think) and have been rivals since the
80's or some shit (I'm not sure how long) Bloods wear red and crips of course blue.

Tyrone: Hey man, I'm going to grab some beer at the store.

Jake: Wait are you goin 2 Bentleys beer shop?

Tyrone: yeah why?

Jake:Then put on some fuckin red!!!!!!!!
There be a lotta crips!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

Clipster

Portmanteau of Clipse + hipster. A distinct breed of internet nerd, possibly bred by Pitchfork, that was "all about the Clipse." Similar to the by far more common Wu Tang fans that were spawned by the internet.

"The Clipsters were a whole new kind of fan"-Pusha T

by Peter Prableaux October 27, 2017

crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.

I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia

by True man $$ February 23, 2020

CRISTA

Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus

1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 3, 2021

Cristano Ronaldo

A magnificent Portuguese futbol player. Cristano plays for Man United, and is number 7.
Unfortunately, he has a deadly illness.. He plays with Maguire

Dude.. Why does Cristano Ronaldo have to play with Maguire???????????

by kysuglyphagot June 9, 2022