Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

crappy friend

someone who talks behind you back and trys to be like you and steal your boyfriend or girl friend

That crappy friend talked behind my back

by mynameiselijah January 11, 2017

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy

SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

Crappy-Mcgee

What you may call someone in place of crap.

You ate my pudding you Crappy-Mcgee!

by Molly Heart January 5, 2009

Crappy wacky tabacky

That aroma or smell occurs when you walk, bike, or drive by an area or place thick of some weird smell from smoking.

Did you go around the corner and smell that crappy wacky tabacky. It made me sick!

by SickInTheBrainAgain December 19, 2023