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covid-19 

the WORST thing in the nistory of the world and im MAD AT IT
i wanna KICK covid-19 in the BOOTY!
covid-19 by A$!-!L@ndkingBOO February 9, 2021

Covid-19 

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine
I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop
Covid-19 by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

COVID-19 

Just a shitty cold
Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

Covid-19 

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
Covid-19 by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021

covid-19 

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS

Covid-19 

a disease that attracts grim reaper
Dude I just got Covid-19”
“Your time is up”
Covid-19 by glusakid August 11, 2021