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Multiversal Constant

In fact, of everyone I've met here, you're the least changed from the version I knew. Always confident, always kind, always cool. Dick Grayson, the multiversal constant. ( Kal-el A.K.A. Superman)
by notdickgrayson March 1, 2022
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skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.
The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.
by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Hegmann's Constant

The Hermanns constant 532nm, which corresponds to the wavelength of light from a green laser pointer. Denoted as lambda_h
"Using Hegmann's constant, determine the energy of a photon from a green laser pointer"
by ThePilot22 March 31, 2023
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Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off
Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack
by DannyM300 March 21, 2018
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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.
Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!
by 80019 January 9, 2021
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