Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.
From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"
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Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
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Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too
Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease
Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease
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story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this
story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this
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