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go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)
I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.
by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008
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on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
by kyliefofo February 27, 2009
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Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.
I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.
by rivertroll May 30, 2009
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cougar commander

The Pride Lioness amongst other cougars (see middle aged women who are on the prowl), typically identified by statements of authority over others, especially men of significantly lesser age or other cougars. When challenged the Cougar Commander will typically make an example of her current challenger with aggressive emasculation.
"Compared to (insert common cougars name here) she's like... the Cougar Commander" "HOLY SHIT Cougar Commander just wrecked Tom"
by BeyGenii August 28, 2009
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Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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11th Commandment

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
by nathooo January 2, 2018
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commander-in-chief

The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.
Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.
by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
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