The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
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The person who sucks the life force out of every one else involved by constantly repeating information or discussing a topic ad naseum. After being in contact with a Conference call dementor most people wish for death...
As a conference call dementor, Carol went on about the pie graph for an hour, before Phillip ran screaming from the room
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B) Also, it is used in math class when using a calculator.
C) A way to "brain conference" is putting your two fingers up to your temples, shaking your head, and saying brain conference in a spooky way.
A) Hey, I heard Mrs. Keller is going to the brain conference!
B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.
C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!
B) Hey, please do not bring your brain conference calculator to math class today. It is getting really annoying.
C) Hey, did you see the Stiers at the dance last night? He was doing the brain conference!
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Did you hear the lies Trump told during that shit-conference on the South Lawn today before the boarded Marine One.
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Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
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