Comfy Dumpty

The act of completely disrobing prior to defecating. Layman’s terms: getting naked to take a shit.

Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”

by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020

perfect comfy

When you lay in bed and you are perfectly comfortable in every way.

I didn’t want to leave the bed since I was perfect comfy, but I had to pee.

by sheylo August 25, 2019

sassy comfy club

sassy comfy club: a wonderful place with angels

jessy (handing out newspapers)
(a strange walks by (vee) )
jessy: hey have u heard of sassy comfy club ?
vee: No Why
jessy: well u should join it! it has so many wonderful people there and a safe community :)
vee: okay i'll join !
(feww years later)
jessy vee and the mods fule the world

by poopydeeznuts March 12, 2022

Sassy Comfy Club

A beautiful safe space on Discord for cuties and angels

"Oh yeah I just joined Sassy Comfy Club"
"Thats great! Its so friendly and aesthetic I love it!"

by Cheri The Cherry March 9, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023