Colton

The smallest dicked simp out there

Colton has such a small dick no wonder he be simping.

by Allison6789 March 2, 2020

Colton

he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).

person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...

by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019

Colton

A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.

Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.

by Mittenzboy May 8, 2013

Colton

A piece of garbage who is narcistic, annoying, loud, mean, etc. Stay away from Colton.

Colton came up to me and started laughing at me and calling me gay,

by wow bk April 17, 2019

Colton

A piece of shit

That dude is such a colton

by Faith lopipol March 22, 2017

Colton

Is Gay

Colton-“hey guys how’s it going?!”
Literally everyone-“shut the fuck up colton”

by Fuckeryduckerydock March 2, 2020

Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound

Colton will tear up that mooker

by axewounderdad April 3, 2018