When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004
Get the cock blockmug. by Tony September 3, 2004
Get the Cock Blockmug. An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).
When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
by Mist_SiR February 13, 2008
Get the cock blockmug. someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.
"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?"
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
by funnyfunnyfunny February 24, 2010
Get the cock blockmug. Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
by Dnagy April 17, 2006
Get the Cock Blockingmug. Your Parents, If you're Indian.
by That Chubby Lil Fella April 8, 2017
Get the Cock Blockmug. When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
Get the Cock blockmug.