Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.

-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~

by Xoiey August 30, 2011

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

doofus clogger

A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.

You’re such a doofus clogger! Go clog some doofuses!

by EatingBaconbits August 25, 2018

teeth cloggers

A Slang term used by stoners after they have a spliff and get the munchies for Cheetos, Wotsits or Cheeseballs.

Person 1: What are these things bro they’re clogging my teeth?

Person 2: They’re teeth cloggers!

by onecoolasguy February 2, 2021