Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.

I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole

by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025

Rubbing clittys

The sexual action between two female partners. Whereas both conduct sexual acts using their vaginas.

Hey did you you guys hear?? Jennifer and Ashlei are rubbing clittys?!

by GYGOMD Master April 20, 2021

Clitty Litter

The accumulation of sand in and around a females clitoris and vagina in her bathing suit after being at the beach.

"I have to get this bathing suit off, I have clitty litter, cats are gonna wanna come and piss on my pussy soon!"

by Tacosdorados July 4, 2019

clitty litter

The detritus scattered throughout a load of laundry after someone neglects to remove a menstrual or incontinence pad from her underwear, and it becomes shredded by the washing machine.

Damn! Now I have to pick all that clitty litter off of my jeans and sweater!

by damitchman February 19, 2020

clitty

a term describing a white "mans" "penis" thats so short it's legally considered a clitoris.

cobson: hey tyrone wanna see my big white cock?
tyrone: naw man das yo clitty

by blackedsissy January 28, 2024

clitty

Another word for clit that all these hoes at parkland in 8th grade use and they think they’re cool. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤮🤣💦😭🤤😆

paige: Heyy clitty, who touched your clit at the party last night???

jorja: no one wanted my fish lips last night ;(

by clittynigger July 21, 2018

Clitty leak

Alternate forms: leak (shortened)

Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry

Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation

Synonyms: mald, dilate

Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited

Person 1: *wordswordswords*

Person 2: Grab a towel, you're clitty leaking all over the place

by Aztechicano May 23, 2025