Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

Clit

Jeana ahhhhhh you’re fucking my clit so good!!!
Me Yeah it helps that my dick is so big that Goodyear has to make my condoms.
Jeana oh don’t stop my clit has never felt so good!

Jeana has a great clit.

by Biden is a dick March 28, 2021

Clit Saddle

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.

Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.

by Jax08 March 2, 2016

Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.

Do the flappy clit

by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017

toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Clit Down

Sexual intercourse where the female is the aggressor. The female is giving forcible aggressive sex to their partner.

Jenny: Last night I clit down Eric while Jeff was at work.
Ruth: Oh my, I bet he didn't stand a chance!
Jenny: You bet girl, I think I dislocated Eric's hips!

by Cyclops2 August 22, 2012

sissy clit

An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.

I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015