A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name
Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny
by MittensUB May 08, 2022
A kick-ass game after succeeding clash of clans. Everyone just abandons clash of clans and plays this kick -ass game.
by XSaltyMan March 24, 2016
What you say before partaking in the act of you and a friend making "the horns" with your hands and then bumping knuckles by turning one pair of horns vertical and one horizontal, making a recreation of animals butting horns. This is used as a greeting, or to drunkenly celebrate a win.
dude whats up! Clash em!
that was awesome! Clash em!
whats up ya fuckin faggot? clash em!
hey you dirtsack, clash em!
that was awesome! Clash em!
whats up ya fuckin faggot? clash em!
hey you dirtsack, clash em!
by dirt bear March 20, 2009
by GZUZ, ENE, SPIET November 08, 2022
WHEN AN OUTFIT IS ON POINT BUT IT'S MADE OF DISPARATE ELEMENTS THAT WOULD HELLA LOOK BAD BUT IT SOMEHOW WORKS LIKE A GIN AND TONIC CUZ GIN IS ALMOST AS HORRIBLE AS TONIC WATER BUT THEY MIX GUD
by BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH February 22, 2016
by HippeuxClasher January 11, 2022
"Hey, are you playing with your coc again?"
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
"YEAH! My coc is soo big! I can destroy thomas! Muhahaha. Hehe coc big."
"Oh I love Clash of Clans."
by The Terminator's left nut.\ October 17, 2022