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Steven Colbert

The process in which you waterboard Steven Colbert and rub hot oil all over his body in his suspenders.
by The Real Colbert Report February 4, 2010
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The Stephen Colbert

Just like shotgun in a car only it is the middle seat in the middle row in an SUV, the middle seat in the back row in a two row car, and in a two seat car it is the trunk.
"I call shotgun." " Oh yeah well I call The Stephen Colbert.
by mryeti1295 August 14, 2010
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colbertmaniacs

People that immediately follow the orders of any tv personality. Usually manifested through posting on a temporarily popular website.
Did you see all the posts for Canada's history there were last night?
Yeah, I had no idea there were so many pathetic colbertmaniacs out there.
by veryjaded February 5, 2010
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The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.
by Micste December 14, 2008
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Chilbert

A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'
Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.
by roozcock March 3, 2010
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colbertocracy

a nation containing stupid, befuddled people who elected Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert for president
Chuck Norris: It sure sucks livin' in a Colbertocracy...
Toby Keith: Heh...
by Erm........................ January 16, 2008
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Colbertophobia

The fear of being laughed out of office.
After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.
by WTF is going on here? May 9, 2018
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