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Buttcheek Cigar

A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.
OMG It smells like someone was smoking the old buttcheek cigar in there. Use some spray man.
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
mugGet the Buttcheek Cigarmug.

brakpan cigar

A brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone's mouth while that person is sleeping. You then set your feaces on fire. Usually used by South Africans on people they dislike.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so I gave her a big brakpan cigar.
by Spikkel poes January 15, 2016
mugGet the brakpan cigarmug.

blood cigar

The act of removing a used tampon from a ladies vagina and proceeding to smoke it
Smoked that fat blood cigar down to the clumpy bits
by Himindoors November 11, 2017
mugGet the blood cigarmug.

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.
by Veebster December 1, 2017
mugGet the german cigarmug.

Clipped the cigar

When taking a poop and you pinch off too soon thus making a mess on your bum.
Ah man, that was a messy wipe, I clipped the cigar.
by schissler June 17, 2018
mugGet the Clipped the cigarmug.

Franking a cigar

To smoke a cigar so far down that it burns your fingers.
The barista emptied the ash tray but didn't realize I was Franking a cigar!
by Biff the bully June 3, 2017
mugGet the Franking a cigarmug.

Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 17, 2005
mugGet the Cuban cigarmug.

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