A log of shit hanging from your buttcheeks just before it splashes into the toilet. If at this moment someone were to catch a glimpse of your butt it would appear as though your butt was a giant pair of hairy lips smoking a cigar.
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
Get the Buttcheek Cigarmug. A brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone's mouth while that person is sleeping. You then set your feaces on fire. Usually used by South Africans on people they dislike.
by Spikkel poes January 15, 2016
Get the brakpan cigarmug. by Himindoors November 11, 2017
Get the blood cigarmug. A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
by Veebster December 1, 2017
Get the german cigarmug. by schissler June 17, 2018
Get the Clipped the cigarmug. by Biff the bully June 3, 2017
Get the Franking a cigarmug. 1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.
2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 17, 2005
Get the Cuban cigarmug.