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Chrissy

A name that was absolutely ruined by an annoying, ear piercing, overrated song made by the same people who made the "IT'S CORN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1111!!" song. Now this damn name will never be the same because of some song.
Chrissy: Hi! My name is Chrissy!
Some annoying piece of shit: CHRISSY WAKE UP?!?!?!!1!!1!?!?!?1
Chrissy: Not this again...
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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chrissy wake up

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY
by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022
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Chrissy Giffy

Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”
"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".
by Greg man August 16, 2023
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Chrissy poo bear

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
by mcchrissc March 15, 2023
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Rainbow Chrissy

1. The most useless excuse for a human being who are running out the clock until the Chinese takes over their pathetic obsolete company. These subhuman order takers are barely smart enough to tie their shoes

2. A whiney punk ass bitch fantasy football player. No matter how badly you repeatedly pound them, they cannot shut their stupid pie holes.
3. A person who secretly LOVEs to handle Cox.
1. The Rainbow Crissies are trying to unionize because their pathetic company is a friggen dinosaur.

2. Man, I just beat this asshole by 1000 points in fantasy football, but this Rainbow Chrissy keeps filling up my email will trash talk.

3. Man, Rainbow Chissy, loves to talk about cock humor.
by Siscocrusher August 29, 2010
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Chrissie

carries in val
carry me in val chrissie
by Informalname October 7, 2020
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Chrissy crumple

A game on roblox / what stranger things fans use to say: vecina killing Chrissy.
by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022
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