porn chowder

Mixture of both male and female reproductive body fluids. As seen in pornographic movies.

You what would be nasty? Eating a bowl of porn chowder.

by chuck master funk April 25, 2005

sack chowder

A male secretion or ejaculent commonly reffered to as jizz, sploodge, sperm, cum or sack snot

You betta whatch the teeth ho, or you be guzzling down a mouthfull of sack chowder

by cptmarkos September 3, 2005

chode chowder

The lint and other crap that collects in ones chode (referring to the gap between the balls and the asshole).

Mike pissed me off so much; I think I'm going to make a chode chowder sandwich and feed it to him!

by BtodaG December 24, 2006

man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.

"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."

by shuo zhang June 26, 2006

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010

chowder musket

Male Genitalia, love musket chowder semen

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.

by rjhyardbug February 19, 2008