Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

bundle of chopsticks

A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.

Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!

by Attilath3bum October 13, 2022

Chopstick Chaser

Someone who prefers those of Asian ethnicity.

“I only date Asians so I’m a chopstick chaser”

by LyssN. June 1, 2022

Chopstick Chaser

Similar to a snowbunny; someone of non-Asian ethnicity who is strictly attracted to Asian men or women

“I only date Asians so I’m a chopstick chaser”

by LyssN. June 1, 2022

Chopsticking

Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.

My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.

by Tommy Lasordid March 17, 2022

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.

LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.

by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021