mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

cooked

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

That girl just got cooked!

by puttang_slayer6942 June 1, 2018

Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

cooked

When you have pushed your body beyond exhaustion or you are very sick but still keep pushing yourself.

He is cooked but he is still working.

by glitterngld March 6, 2020

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008