chihuahua

if a dog was a person it’d be my girlfriend.

my girlfriend is a chihuahua like STFU

by Anonymous 69,420 October 15, 2020

Chihuahua

A term for a small gay male who acts dominant or aggressive in public, however, if the situation turns physical they tend to rely on their partner or husband to deescalate the situation or if single will run and pretend the situation never happened. A Chihuahua is also the type of gay male that will "bark" or "holler" at nearly anything in a public space because they seek the attention and approval of others or in general require everyone in the room to know they are there. If a Chihuahua has a partner they melt at the sound of their partners voice and has a tendency to do anything they're asked by their partner, They are an extremely emotional person.

Did you see Thomas at the drag show last night with his boyfriend? One of the performers was looking at his man and he acted like a total Chihuahua.

by Zombie Fetish Master January 16, 2018

Chihuahua

The spawn of Satan

Person 1: Hey, look at my new dog!

Person 2: Dude, no way! You realize what Chihuahuas will do to you? Those are the spawn of Satan.

Person 1: What's so bad about that thing anyways?

by memeist_boi September 15, 2020

Chihuahua

What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.

Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gurklyflop January 9, 2019

Chihuahua

A small ravaging demon from hell that sadly exists and we cant get rid of it.

Hey a chihuahua bit my ass yesterday and it still hurts.

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

Chihuahua syndrome

Someone who thinks they’re much bigger and stronger than they actually are

That guys defo got chihuahua syndrome

by Observer of obvious clues July 10, 2025

Ay Chihuahua

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 2 parts good reposada tequila, 4 parts limeade, and one part Sprite.....perfect for getting wasted during a day- drinking session

We were on our back deck at the Jersey Shore getting smacked on Ay Chihuahuas

by Phillyfoldem April 22, 2022