If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.
Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"
by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 7, 2021
The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
by filthy_minded April 7, 2017
The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin
by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022
A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
I gave her a messy chestnut
by Daddy Johnson January 28, 2016
A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
by Jonackentha March 11, 2014