Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.

My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

by BigRicksTruckingCo July 04, 2022

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson January 28, 2016

Chestnut Stallion

If you get a Chestnut Stallion for your patronus you are most likely Megan Thee Stallion Yasssss Bish.

Person 1."What your patronus?"
Person 2."A Chestnut Stallion."
Person 1."So your Megan Thee Stallion"

by IMNOTAHUFFLEPUFF January 07, 2021

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by July 27, 2023

Chestnutted

Female version of being t-bagged.

You just got chestnutted in your face homie.

by WendyPendy November 12, 2022

Chestnut Chimney

When a guy nuts on a girl's chest then poops a steamy one on top of the nut

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a chestnut chimney because she deserved it!

by gootz June 13, 2012